Holy Shit Balls.
Eeeeeeeeeeeep. All the excitement in my brain. I like this one with my feelings and he’s nice and he’s respectful and he is going somewhere in life. Let me try and not fuck this one up this time. Also, the kissing is nice. I like it.
You can be happy wrapped up in things that are bad for you. And things that are...– Katy Atlas, Moving In Reverse (via simply-quotes)
Teacher: Why don't you have a writing utensil??
Me: It's 8am. You're lucky I'm wearing clothes.
What helps me get through a family party
When kids show up to my place on Halloween